u say gold? I say budder.
u sPell it as dude? I spell it doods.
call them wookies? I call them Bacca
U have music? I have video games.
U have crushes on boys at your school? I have youtube to crush on.
U have bands? I have TEAM CRAFTED
U call mudkips fish? I call them amphibians
u call people weird? I call them derping
you think stars are balls of gas in space? I call them members of minecraftuniverse's army.
you call it an obstacle course? I call it parkour.
you call it annoying people? I call it trolling
you have buidling games? I have minecraft
You like watermelons? I likes Bashurverse
You call superman or batman when you are in trouble? I call VenturianTale
You have slipknot, riannah and other music bands? I have captainsparklez, Skydoesminecraft and other youtubers
You learn Bulgarian from classes or Google translate? I learn from Bodil40 and SimonHDS90
you have a gang? I have my PonyCraft Army AND my friends
You call me a nerd? I call myself a gamer
You say ax? I say Betty
You say idiot? I say derpy
You call it Sunday? I call it Ssundee
You call them zombies? I say Deadlox's dead army
You say ghosts can't game? Tell that to Ghosteez 
You say well done in a game? You noob! It's GG!
You say 'good try Bajan' when he dies? I say 'NO! BENJA!!! DIAMOND AX!'
You say shove to speed up? I shout 'EL BOOST!'
You fight wars? I fight squids, sheep and things that threaten Team Crafted.
You diss me? See if I care
You mad bro? I speak Bulgarian.
You draw on paper? I draw digital art, Minecraft and My Little Pony.
You say beautiful? I say Bodilful and Budderful.
You listen to 1D? I listen to EVERY FREAKING MINECRAFT SONG AND LOVE IT!
You turn your back on the Sky army? I stick with him, no matter what happens.Same with the dead and Star army.
You call 'em pigs? I call 'em Snarky lil tree pigs and Jeffery's
You play sports all day? I watch VenturianTale and Team crafted all day.
You call them chickens? I call them Bucky's.

You say I'm crazy? I say im perfect that way.