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i'm sick of vegans staring at my plants with hungry eyes. like, no, don't touch ronalds leaves you bushy bastard 

at my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next one to die 

i think "the smell of other people's houses" by Bonnie Hitchcock is my new favourite book. it's such a gem lol

apparently the EU banned memes.... what the hell they just asking for ww3 now

i will never read a thick book from stephen king ever again, he rambles wayyyyy too much. i mean his character development and description are amazing but the execution of it is terrible and his books are paced too slow and it's boring to read. i recommend you reading IT if you want to read 1000 pages of nothing really happening expect of him describing the scene and showing the daily life of his characters. 

RAWR XD 

a ain't no british man, imma drunk sailor ya wicked bastards 

i'm so pissed rn why is the world so fucking stupid 

i can't stand it when ppl say they love summer sooooo much but when it's hot all they do is sit at home with their a/c on, eating icecream, and when they do go outside they complain about it being hot, but when i call them out on it they still insist that summer is the best like BITCH where tf is summer the best?? okay i'm just sick of it being 14 C non stop for months i just wanna die man, no wonder hell is hot cuz summer is hell i get all dizzy and lazy in this shit weather 

fuck yes adam silvera