MEGAMANZLEGe
Happy Mar10 day! Wahoo!!
MEGAMANZLEGe
MEGAMANZLEGe
https://youtu.be/mXxZouavVAI?si=i0vfE_UGU4Ju57ez The true Creation of Hatred.
MEGAMANZLEGe
I just created an eldritch horror for joke in my D&D gang.
His name is Zara'toh The Demon God and is at a level of 9999⁹⁹⁹⁹
The max level a player can reach is 20.
Anyone who faces him is cooked.
MEGAMANZLEGe
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b!tch-a$$ motherf[]cker.
He pi$$ed on my fu[]king wife.
That's right.
He took his hedgehog fu[]kin' quilly dih out and he pi$$ed on my FU[]KING wife, and he said his dih was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com.
Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dih. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
That's right, baby.
Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fu[]ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fu[]k the Earth!
That's right, this is what you get!
My SUPER LASER PI$$!
Except I'm not gonna pi$$ on the Earth.
I'm gonna go higher.
I'm pi$$ing on the MOOOON!
How do you like that, OBAMA?
I PI$$ED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the pi$$ DROPLETS hit the fu[]king earth, now get out of my fu[]king sight before I pi$$ on you too!
woodcrawler437
- Welcome to my house. As you can see I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers!
- Uh, this isn't really tilted or a tower...
You see? It's a gamer pad! Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently! But that's okay.
- I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!
- it's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an /item/. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women but unfortunately as a gamer I don't GET respect.
- Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
- That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I, Silver the hedgehog; I'm an alpha gamer... Anyway, where we dropping boys?
woodcrawler437
@MEGAMANZLEGe i love snapcube sonic fandub. Fun fact I know this and 2 other monologues by heart
MEGAMANZLEGe
Hey, all, wanted to let ya know my IRL friend has made an account, so go check out @ProfMilkDrinkPHD when you can, he's got something cooking up. All I ask is that you go in with an open mind, as he is really new ti writing as a whole.
ProfMilkDrinkPHD
@MEGAMANZLEGe I may not be able to finish chapters frequently so if you see [WORK IN PROGRESS] at the bottom of some of my chapters that means I'm currently working on it also my story is going to mix a lot of content from different media I respect copyrights and I don't plan on making money off of this it's just for fun
woodcrawler437
apparently you left a message on my board asking what something was about but i for the LIFE of me cannot find what you're replying to and Wattpad decided to show me an error when i click on the notif. if you want you can just rephrase the question here :-)
woodcrawler437
@MEGAMANZLEGe OH LOL I remember writing the script for that but I haven't worked on it for over 3 months,,,
Ragnarium
I call this a Get gud message! Rhymes with Grug
sheangeljada
Hey, I colored my Foster's Home ocs. Wanna take a look?
MEGAMANZLEGe
Happy new year, all.
MEGAMANZLEGe
Goodbye SMG4. I shall cherish all the memories made and hope to keep the legacy alive in book format.