MJTiny

i cant wait for the sweet relief of death :D i want to clock out permanently, its too much work bein alive bruh

why does tic tac toe exist, bro. theres no way to win.

Watching my cat poop in the litter has healed me :)

Nowhere in Humpty Dumpty does it say he's an egg.

just discovered archive of our own lol it looks old but i think imma like it here :D

Apparently going without sunlight for months and months on end has severely affected my mental state lol. In other words, I'm cooked xD my skin is green, gng

Gng when i tell you i am genuinely shocked ive made it this far in school doing almost nothing correctly—

Chat I'm cooked, i get scared of other players in video games; my social skills have gotten THAT bad （；´д｀）ゞ

When your parents call you in that excited tone that lets you know they're the only people excited about what's about to happen next:

Tell me why I dared read smth here on mobile just now and I got hit with a VIDEO AD. Wattpad tf?