"So let's start off with the most beautiful person in the universe... yeah him. Harry Styles. " *looks at the lady in the back*
"There's a lady at the back that just rolled her daddy jumping eyes at me!" 
"Damn Taylor. Didn't know you showed up biatch." 

"Bye asswipe!"

"Yeah and the rest of my life is basically music and let's not forget the hot artists and their love lives! Everyone loves their love life. I mean, their music could be dope but their lovers are more important amirite?" 

Thanks for listening to my tap-running mouth...now read my Harry Styles fanfics, because, why not!

;p