I write mostly humor, horror and science-fiction. My short humor has been in McSweeney's, The Big Jewel, The Rumpus, Opium, and Defenestration e-zines. I have a new book in Amazon's Kindle store called "Run for Your Life!" (with vampires, werewolves and zombies chasing a hillbilly girl and her friends). You might like it if you enjoy farce/silliness coupled with blood, guts and people getting stabbed in the forehead with paring knives. 

You can read the prologue and part of chapter one on Amazon here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DG6YVLO?tag=integiftforev-20 

Thanks for taking a look!

Aside from all that, I love to clog dance, raise chickens, and take care of a Border Collie and a big, fluffy cat. I also love to doodle and design graphic T-Shirts. 

Warning: If I bite you, you run the risk of turning into a pale, nocturnal dweeb.