Who the pudding is Mona Lee Sanders? 

She's a freak, I can tell you that. Mona Lee Sanders isn't even her real name. 

Mona-Lee-Sa

Get it? 

She's got a million of ideas, but being a forgetful person she is, she forgets them. She's also a lazy writer. Like who the hell updates once a month, seriously? 

But she's something, I can tell you that.