Just as the spiders foretold, a literature Samauri with an intellecutal approach to fanfiction comes to fight off the massives the tisms they bring. With their self-aware cringe and a glass of Rhino milk, this Long-man spends all night writing an objectively good story. Blessed by The Don and under the teachings of the Hate Mongers of the Toxic Brood, they will not allow people to have their own opinions and toss them away like a little clown boy.