Smeggy

looking back at all of these is like looking at a time capsule of cringe

Happy first day of prtide everyone!! <3

someone politely kill me

why do i have 18 followers????? I literally have no stories on this damn account. It's just me shittin around, like??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

beep- boop-
          jump of a roof
          beep- bop- 
          time to hop~
          it's, about, time-
          I beep the Fck off

I wish we could comment pictures instead of links but then there would be butts and penises everywhere

can and will fight fucking GOD and lose

Me: *sobs in disappointment to my parents*
          Me, still sobbing: WhY dO tHeY hAvE tO bE sO pReTtY
          My friend: Girls...?
          Me, still sobbing: *makes random arm motion at a shiny rock and random neat shit in my room*
          My friend: No seriously. You good?
          Me: *crys in reincarnation of crow*

im gonna jump off a fckin cliff