I have taken the time to compile a list of "fun facts" about me.

- Three years ago I published a non-fiction piece on this website, which allocated over 9,500 reads.
- I'm allergic to kangaroos, among other things.
- ur mum
- "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" is life and you will deal.
- Melanie Martinez is also life and you will deal.
- Britney Spears is life too.
- I'm a real ratchet hoe.
- I am also an avid player of Minecraft (I own a server, and I can release the IP, but extensive background checks will be in order to ensure the utmost safety of the world). 

Continue to check back on my profile, I may be updating this.