Stories Coming Soon!!

Once you read the twisted words that are my stories you'll probably unfollow me and wonder *what the hell* 

Yeah, it's that disturbing.

I'm fluent in two languages, sarcasm, uncontrollable bits of laughter, anger, and possibly other things.

I get questioned why I read so much. 
Answer: "The more you read, the more things you know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go."-Dr. Seuss
(But I don't actually say that)

Contrary to what you may think, people don't smile as often as they should. Me included. So let's have a competition to determine who can smile more...❣