MXIMMFFORT

/ dropping stuff && replying here later <3

frozenheartss

so like, you’re. . . indestructible? 
          
          / deadpool is the loml omfg
          
          

frozenheartss

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* she let out a soft laugh * you see part of me thinks that you’re lucky but the other part. . . i mean, i guess you were given a second chance? to - hopefully take care of that pompous asshole you mentioned.
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MXIMMFFORT

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@frozenheartss  /
            
            Yeah !  Yeah ,  pretty much exactly that ,  actually .  I can’t die !  Apparently the cure to cancer is radiation ,  a little bit of psychological mind-fucking ,  and a whole lot of  ‘ treatment ’  from a pompous asshole .  Anyway ,  regrowing a limb sucks ,  I do  / not /  recommend it .  Handy ,  but  / man /  ! 
            
            / I love him sm <3
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makeamends

STOP – STEALIN MY GUNS !! 

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yeah  ,  my  /  favorite  /  gun  !!  and  it's  mine  ,  i  bought  it  with  MY  merc  money  !  —  and  that's  the  EXACT definition  of  stealing  ,  dude  .  
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MXIMMFFORT

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            WHAT ??  I didn’t STEAL anything !  …  I  / borrowed /  a gun !  A gun ,  a SINGLE gun !  Borrowing without permission is not  ‘ stealing ’ .
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makeamends

you're  literally  the  worst  wade  >:(  ...  now  teach  me  how  to  use  the  sword  better  .  youtube  doesnt  help . 

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blah  blah  blah  . . .  [  she  brought  a  white  gloved  hand  to  mock  her  brother  figure  slightly  ,  ]    yeah  but  you're  like  so  good  at  swingin'  it  'nd  stuff  !  i  beat  a  sword  guy  with  explosives  which  it  cool  but  not  as  cool  as  fighting  WITH  swords  .  —  i  ..   apologize  ???  ....  /  fine  /  .  i'm  sorryy  ,  wade  .  
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MXIMMFFORT

@qwenpoole  /
            
            YouTube is where everyone goes to learn new things !  I don’t know how you think I learned how to use them .  Sorry to break it to you ,  kid ,  but unfortunately I didn’t get trained by any kind of special Kung Fu master or sensei in order to master them !  Apologize and  / maybe /  I’ll reconsider teaching you  >:(
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Racoonisms

" Well well well...look who decided to leave my dreams for once. " 

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@MXIMMFFORT 
            
            " I have a few names...Nathaniel is one of them. But you can call me...anytime. " 
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MXIMMFFORT

@Luciferisms  /
            
            “ Your dreams ?  Well ,  if I had known I had an admirer-by-night ,  I would’ve put on my nice shoes !  …  Anyway ,  I’m sorry ,  who are you ? ”
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rxmanmxnster

i’m  trying  to  focus.

MXIMMFFORT

@SPlDEYSENSES  /
            
            Mm ,  you’ve been trying to do that  / all day /  .   * Wade leaned against his seated partner’s shoulders just a little more ,  arms wrapped around his neck from behind . *   Just give me ,  like …  a  / crumb /  of attention ,  will you ?  Fifteen minutes of attention ,  and I’ll leave you alone until you’re done .  Deal ?  ‘ Cause I don’t think you’re supposed to leave your loving boyfriend alone for this long .
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rxmanmxnster

okay,    and  why  do  you  not  like  peter - two  again?

MXIMMFFORT

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@SPlDEYSENSES  /
            
            He gives me death glares  / all the time /  ,  like I’m about to blow the place up or something !  I could be sitting on the toilet taking a shit ,  and he could be sitting in the corner of the ceiling giving me  /  the look /  ,  and I don’t mean the good  ‘ look ’  !
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rxmanmxnster

no,   you  cannot  meet  two  and  one  for  lunch  with  me.     not  after  you  guys  tried  to  kill  each  other.

MXIMMFFORT

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            But that’s when they need to connect the dots !  At least ,  I’d assume the older one would …  Gosh ,  I  / hope /  the younger one wouldn’t understand .  Anyway ,  my point is ,  why can’t I come ?  I promise to make a good impression …  As good as I can !
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rxmanmxnster

in  their  defense…    you’ve  already  said  you  “stabbed  me  in  a  way  nobody  would  think  of.”     when  you  phrase  things  like  that,   of  /course/   they’re  not  going  to  trust  you.
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MXIMMFFORT

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            What ?  We did not !  They just need to learn to be more trusting ,  and I think I can prove myself to them at lunch .  They already think I’m gonna stab you ,  and they’ve met me once .
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