@Izzy_Mire_MJ  <- - - - - - GO HERE



WARNING - My humor can be quite vulgar, unfortunately, and I deeply apologize to those who easily get offended. I will try my best to censor myself with certain topics, but if you are not willing to risk it then there is the option to simply click away from my profile. However, I will not guarantee that I won't make offensive jokes every now and then as well as consistently abuse profanity. Once again, I apologize if you get offended easily and can't handle my profanity. 



For those who could and like my humor, then I LOVE all you mother fuckers. You guys are the best ♡

Now, onto the other important shit.

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Currently, there's nothing here. But the account above WILL have something. It'll be worth it. My first few books will be there, made with two others. It's a collaboration account shared by three people -- Izzy, Cindy, and yours truly (obviously).  So, I won't be making any solo books for now. After a few collabs, that's when I'll start putting this account to use. So if you somehow don't have brain cells and you are interested in the stories I have to offer, then let me tell you what to expect:



Basically, you won't find some bullshit romance story here. Maybe a few romance subplots here and there, but that's. It. And I won't make them fucking cheesy or cliche or anything. 

Here, it's fantasy, not hot vampire fucks girl.



It's adventure, not girl gets alpha mate.



It's action, not bad boy meets good girl.



It's thriller, not murderer/stalker falls in love with girl victim.



IT'S HUMOR, NOT A HARRY STYLES FANFIC.



But if you DO have some fuckin' brain cells left, follow these beautiful bitches -

@Mire_H

@elleahhh

They are the founders of the collaboration and inspired me to write books. So, thank you guys ♡

Again, it'll be worth it. They are really hard workers and deserve so much love and recognition. 

Thank you for taking the time to read all of this!