1) As if I'll be offended by a little girl like you 2) VAMPIRE... Oooo, I'm scared, pshhh, what are we kindergarteners 3) It did make sense, you just don't understand it 4) As a matter of fact, I know what an author's note is but it seems to me you don't know what a story is! 5) YOU'RE NEW TO LIFE... You shouldn't be talking! 6) It's not THAT long, you're just jealous I can write and now apparently READ 7) You kind of started this 8) I'm sorry but it's a feminine instinct to get all prissy and sassy when they need to, like I said I got an attitude and I know how to use it 9) My profile description was witty and creative, not boring or copied and pasted like yours. BTW...Yours is only asking questions about others not answering questions about yourself 10) OH YES I DID!