"In StarKid, Draco is ALMOST as gay as he is in the books."

DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?

*rolls in*
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Hello peasants! It is I, Draco Malfoy! *stands up*

Am I- am I bleeding? *checks* No?

Oh, goody.

Anyway. *clears throat* I'm Draco Malfoy- Oh wait I already said that. Well whatever. You probably know me from A Very Potter Musical.

A Slytherin prince boy who used to attend Hogwarts. But you don't have to worry about me now. I go to a much better school, Pigfarts! And it's on Mars!

I aspire to be a Death Eater. Grant me my wish and you get... um.. free cookies!

That's all I guess. See you! *rides on Rumbleroar to Mars*