Hellooo fellow Wattpadians of Wattpad!!!!
I'm Kenzie, if yourrr wondering. 
U probably don't give a horse's butt thoughhh.
Once upon a time, 
there was this girl who lived in the magical land of America and was a complete nerd and weirdo who managed to scare people by just saying hi. She was short and wore glasses and could shoot lasers out of her eyes. She also had this amazing cat that could play dead (like the cat won't sit or stay or anything but when you said play dead it just fell over like a sack of potatoes). The cat also took showers. It was a weird cat... A weird cat indeed...

Now you know the story of my life and blah, blah, blah. I hope you find this profile very interesting... more interesting than my cat :)