dis(fun)ctual

Yo

Damn I was cringe as hell on here. Updating on a different account

I got Twitter. @Zombie_on_Key. Don't follow me

Smh I get adds reading my own shit? What the hell Wattpad

"You should update your book"
          
          Me who is trying to update my shit on AO3: Which one

You can't tell me the guys who keep telling people they're straight are straight cause I know for a fact that those kinds of guys are both gay and bottoms 

Oh to be the only Gonta x Kokichi shipper 

Teacher: Would you like to live in the 1950s?
          
          Me, a female gay immigrant: No

We're off to kill the wizard
          
          The wonderful wizard of oz

When you're walking behind someone and they suddenly turn around and you make eye contact