Macaroni&Knees

not to be a hater but i fucking love bullying love bullying children in the comments section reply if you are a child so i can bully you

i put the crime in crime

reading is kinda gay tbh :/

shoutout to the 14% of my readers from Indonesia, and another shoutout to the 14% from the Philippines 

relationship status update:
          my entire friend group is now in a polyamorous relationship with pac-man. unclear if we're actually dating each other.

Spoiled Royalty Chapter Ten is out! I have to say, y'all might hate me after this but go ahead and take out all your anger and sadness in the comments because it's literally so funny and I've been looking forward to your reactions.

Spoiled Royalty Chapter Nine is out, go read it. Big things are coming. lmk if any of you need tarot meanings, I'll add them in an a/n at the end or smt

watching people read a book you wrote with plot twists and complicated arcs that all intertwine is like looking down on mice running through a maze you created. (this is not abt my current fic Spoiled Royalty)

master the art of getting your therapist off topic so that u don't have to talk abt the stuff u don't wanna talk abt. 
          for my therapist it's the plot of any tv show, but usually anime. i just ramble on. go into extreme detail. 
          drop little things here and there like "i think [the villian] is misunderstood" or "[blank] is portrayed as a protagonist but they've done a lot of problematic stuff and someone should call them out on it" as a treat. 
          it's like giving a piece of candy to a kid to distract them from the fact that you're driving them to the doctor.
          if they try to bring it full circle and relate your distraction to your issue, focus on the distraction half of the question. pretend their question reminded u of a part of the plot u forgot abt. 
          you are the wolf and your therapist is little red riding hood. show them the flowers just off the path.
          live your best worst life.
          

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