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Reminder: you are beautiful, hot, smexy. LIKE OMG YOU ARE GOREGOUS, I CANT YOU ARE JUST UGH *chefs kiss* YOU MATTER AND PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU

Please someone.... please laugh at my jokes

I just thought of something and I can't stop laughing okay? listen.
          
          
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God, i love making people laugh so much they fall off their bed. Anyway let me just go deep throat my food

I JUST CAME ACROSS A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF SOMEONE WIPING DOWN THE MIRROR AND HE WAS "COVERING" UP FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER BECAUSE THE MOANING WAS SO LOUD AND HIS PARENTS WERE ASLEEP AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL TILL SHE HIT THE CLIMAX 

Gosh I love being passive aggressive

When my ADHD kicks in, 
          
          Me: in an exam
          The exam: whats the answer to figuring out world hunger /j 
          Also me: a child 

So I did that like mirror thing wear you put your butt on the counter or whatever in front of your mirror and my instant first reaction was "omg I'm HOT?" then I replied to myself and said, "nope but your boobs and butt are."