"The roof is not my son, but I shall raise it"~idk
"Even if you are trash, you can do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage can't."~idk
"If I shit confetti it's your fault."~Sam
"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I did this weekend"~thing on Jessica's wall
"I guess you can call me nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt."~Kasiya
"Don't worry, I swallowed first" ~Kasiya
"How 'bout no, you fucking raison."~kai
"Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing" ~Ron Swanson 
"My tits are better than Phryne's" ~friends 
Homestuck and astrology trash. Message me if you want to spark up convo. I'll answer whatever questions.