I am neutral on pretty much any topic that everyone else isn't. Religion (I try hard), politics, sports. I can't add fiction, so there's that. (Movies, television shows, books; this is where I'm a fucking politician.)

My name is Jordan (Jo), I like Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Jane Austen, Ghost of the Robot, Joss Whedon, The Creatures, and being a huge-ass nerd. I have dyed my hair too many times, and right now I have short brown hair. "Um, about up to here ... well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders." Paler than (season 2) Spike, and I'm never going to get contacts even though I hate brown eyes. That's enough information, right? 

Also, this:
"Here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." -Michael Scott

I solemnly swear that I will update as often as possible!