Bonjour, Ciao, hello

So hi I'm Mad, not mad as in insane or crazy (maybe just a bit) but thats my name and how i roll
I'm a passionate videogamer, enjoy sketching random stuff, like most music, would love to see the world and a christian Boo Ya!

I wonder how many people actually read these i could like write anything i want and no one would care. However i should probably keep writing to make it seem like there is something worth reading. Just a quick question does anyone actually read through the terms and conditions when singing up to something. I don't, and i worry that someday I'm gonna sign up to something and karma's gonna bite me on the backside and I'm going to get a phone call like
operator "Hello are u username Mad Hatter"
me "Ummmm Yeah?"
operator "remember signing up to that gaming website?"
me "depends on which one but yeah sure i remember"
operator "you haven't paid $10,000 in fees"
me "what it was a free website!?"
operator "No, it was in the terms and conditions that we take a $1,000 a month, you did read the terms and conditions right?"
me "U may have the wrong person"

Yeah it scary to think that might happen. Also i hate signing up to stuff and every single possible username seems to be used. It gets pretty ridiculous when an username like "nadjsfilbuwirfglbw" is taken. I mean like is there an organisation out there entirely dedicated to taking up all the possible usernames just to annoy the savvy internet user like myself?!