I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. - Gerard Way -

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.  - Albert Einstein -

Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there! -  Freddie Mercury -

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe - 

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."  - Mae West - 

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz -

"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin -

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. " - W.C. Fields -

"The life's hard, but it's harder if your're stupid" - George V. Higgins  -

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."  - Groucho Marx -