IcyThot_AllWeek

Mom: why don't you ever talk to me about anything
          
          Also her:
          
          Me: I went to go and lock up the chicken coop and this HUGE BAT swooped down and almost hit me! And Dexter(family dog) wasn't listening to me when I was calling him so I felt like a coyote was gonna attack me or something!
          
          Her: well if you went to lock up the coop before it got dark, then you wouldn't have been attacked, now would you . *continuous yapping about how everything bad that happens to me is caused by something I did*
          
          
          Like bro not everything has to turn into a 10 minute lecture abt all the mistakes I've ever made in my entire life [crying emojis]

Shit like this brings the movement down, everyone's a "stop sexualizing teenagers!" until it's NSFW art of a straight ship.
          (Examples: Izuocha, todomomo, kirimina, I've unfortunately seen SO MANY sexual artworks of 'female adult pro hero' x Deku it's insane.)
          
          (And then these people go and comment "stop sexualizing teenagers!" on a fanart of Izuku and Katsuki holding hands or something. [Let's focus on stopping the pedophilic ships instead of being triggered by gay ppl guys..!!])

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PT. 2
          
          Pisces who knew that we were so aligned
          When I sing that Lana song, it makes you cry
          Mean Girls, we watch it every night
          And we both have a crush on Regina George
          You love peach and ice cream
          Bedazzled, Chanel rings
          In New York, you can try things
          An inch away from more than just friends
          
          Touch me, baby, put your lips on mine
          Could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine
          I know you want it, baby, you can have it
          Oh, I've never done it, naked in Manhattan
          
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          
          Hair clips and lip gloss
          French kiss sitting criss-crossed
          If I don't try, then it's my loss
          An inch away from more than just friends
          
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          
          Won't you fucking touch me?
          I just want to touch you (naked in Manhattan)
          I want all of your love (naked in Manhattan)
          Oh, yeah, oh (naked in Manhattan)
          Naked in Manhattan

Hi, it's Chappell, I know you just landed
          And I know you're probably busy but
          I would love to see you so
          Call me when you can
          
          New crush, high school love again
          The rush of slumber party kissing
          Don't touch, I'll never cross the line
          So I pushed you down a million times
          I'd love if you knew you were on my mind
          Constant like cicadas in the summertime
          Boys suck and girls I've never tried
          And we both know we're getting drunk tonight
          
          Touch me, baby, put your lips on mine
          Could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine
          I know you want it, baby, you can have it
          Oh, I've never done it, let's make it cinematic
          Like that one sex scene that's in Mulholland Drive
          I wanna know, baby, what is it like?
          I know you want it, baby, you can have it
          Oh, I've never done it, naked in Manhattan
          
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          Touch me, baby (touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me)
          Touch me, baby (naked in Manhattan)
          
          PT. 1

My mom (who drinks 3 sodas a day, smokes like a whole pack of cigarettes a day, sits on her phone all day, stoner) and my dad (smokes a pack a day, stoner, drinks 8+ bottles of beer a day):
          
          "No you may not have a chocolate chip cookie that is unacceptable and not healthy for you"

Chat Deku would actually be such a good stripper/camboy name HEAR ME OUT. the word "deku" came from the phrase "a limbless doll" (which, is why in the series they say it means 'useless' because like what use is a limbless doll) 
          
          but like imagine you were like a stripper or cam boy and you were like a femboy who specializes in bondage. Like. A limbless(bondage) doll(femboy).
          
          LIKE THAT'S SO GOOD??? IDC ITS SUCHHH A GOOD STRIPPER/CAMBOY NAME.

I took a nap earlier and dreamt that Horikoshi got canceled for making and posting lewd drawings of Mineta in a thong. It was interesting.

SING IT YOUNG MIDORIYA!!
          
          I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY!!! WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHT KACCHAN AND NOT LET GO!! SYMPHONYYYY!!! LIKE A LOVE SONG ON THE RADIO... WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHT KACCHAN AND NOT LET GO..
          
          

Did I ever tell you guys that I have 24 pet chickens or did I forget