Canadian southpaw with a penchant for strange bloody stories and fits of philosophical ramblings.  I love funny shirts and skeleton watches.  Kristin Cashore, Cory Doctorow, and George R.R. Martin rock my world.  But above all, James Patterson's first three Maximum Ride books were epiphanic.

I can't promise regular updates because I only write when I have an idea of what to write. Otherwise, I just vomit words, the story becomes plotless and I die a little inside when I read it over. However, you are more than welcome to ask me to hurry it up - knowing someone out there actually WANTS to read my pointed word-vomit is a good motivator ;)

Also, most of my works are exercises in Veronica Roth's advice on writing stories - WRITE. Don't revise, don't read it over, let the words come until the story is complete. Then scrap it all, and write it all over again. So, some details might not match up, and spelling will be messed and it'll all twitch my inner grammar Nazi, but that will be fixed before I mark a book as 'complete'. So, come and laugh at my mistakes with me, and point out any inconsistencies so I know what to fix the second time around.