°°° Nettleshade °°°

°°° This weeks HOROSCOPES °°°
          	
          	Aries - This week will be awful for you
          	
          	Taurus - Your coffee will be too milky 
          	
          	Gemini - Seagulls will attack 
          	
          	Cancer - You might find a penny
          	
          	Leo - Watch your flies 
          	
          	Virgo - Be wary of the French 
          	
          	Libra - Watch out for massive holes 
          	
          	Scorpio - You will get attacked by a fence 
          	
          	Sagittarius - Bees 
          	
          	Capricorn - Just run 
          	
          	Aquarius - No joy 4 u 
          	
          	Pisces - Bloody Hell