I realized that you have attempted to make contact with me and I am delighted to say that I have finally been able to make your acquaintance, as I have been going through the cruel and unusual punishment that is school. I am not a fine conversationalist, so I will reply to you by proclaiming this single word of greeting. Hello.
No not really, life is boring so I wanted to spice it up. That message is true unfortunately. Ring me if you want lass, or lad, whatever you are. Salutes!