Typical fangirls: Screams at the top of their lungs while jumping around uncontrollably and jumping on their friends for a few days until it wears off.
Me: Smiles as big as I can while staying as quiet as I can. And subtly bug my friends about it for weeks.
Typical Fangirl: "NO! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BAE!!!!!"
Me: Silently does a reverse fist bump
"Yes, Drama! Action! Danger!"
Typical Fangirl: I love the hot, strong and funny ones
Me: Smart and Mature characters I find more appealing.
Typical Fangirl: I dream of marrying them one day.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? I WANNA BE THEM!