°¤Simon Patrikof¤°

Darn, AI bots have been popping up in comment sections on this site for awhile huh? How long was I out for?
          
          (Before AI hit the world, sir.)
          
          Oh yeah.
          
          ...
          
          Man I've been gone for a long time.

DID YOU SUBMIT THE NOVEL ON TIME?? WE NEED THE DEETS MAN.

ANNOUNCEMENT #2!
          
          Crimson Rosario is NOT the only thing I'm working on!
          
          I AM GOING FOR THE TOP, BABY, I AM GOING AGAINST THE ENTIRE WORLD!
          
          MYANIMELIST AND HONEYFEED HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE AN ISEKAI WRITING CONTEST IN COLLABORATION WITH KADOKAWA JAPAN!
          
          Having your original ISEKAI story published on the Honeyfeed website opens up the chance for your story to be reviewed by Kadokawa publishers and (get this) THE AUTHOR OF THE RISING OF THE SHIELD HERO!
          
          If your work is chosen, you win a grand prize of $5000 AND have your story PUBLISHED AND TRANSLATED INTO THE JAPANESE SCENE.
          
          YOUR WORK WILL BE ALONGSIDE TITLES LIKE OVERLORD, MUSHOKU TENSEI, SHIELD HERO, REEEEEEEEEE ZEROOOOOOOO 
          AND SWORD. ART. ON-
          LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!
          
          THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMIN'! I have been dreaming of this opportunity since I WAS A KID!
          
          LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE ORIGINAL WORK I HAVE BEEN DEVELOPING BEHIND THE SCENES WILL BE MY MAGNUM OPUS,
          
          "AS HEAVEN DESCENDS"
          
          THE TITLE OF MY ISEKAI FANTASY WILL BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE WORLD, AND I WILL BET MY LIFE ON IT!
          
          Submissions end on the 29th of September. I have 67 days left.
          
          This is it, this is where I get to see if I really am the best at what I do, or I am one of the thousands of people denied by destiny.
          
          I got nothing left holding me back.
          
          And with that, I conclude my announcements and return. Thank you for your patience.
          
          May we prevail.

ANNOUNCEMENT #1!
          
          Regarding future developments of Crimson Rosario - An SAO Fanfic, Yuuki Konno X OC, there will be significant changes in the way in which I will approach coming back to the work.
          
          Just to put it out there, my entire world STILL revolves around the grace and beauty of our great and esteemed love child from Sword Art Online, Yuuki Konno. I refuse to abandon the story and commit such a disservice to her, the hundreds of hours I spent during my teenage years, and especially to the fans who read my work.
          
          HOWEVER, the writing of future chapters of Crimson Rosario will be very different from what you have all read so far. I have decided to alter the pacing and point of view of the story to an extent that allows me to write it in a more direct, storytelling manner, without padding the chapters with insane amounts of monologue and character expressions.
          
          I recalled that I often find myself coming up with new scenes and ideas faster than I can write the story itself. It got to the point that I started having a stronger passion towards the plot that happens in the UNDERWORLD ARC than I do with the current arc my fanfic is currently on. Which, by the way, IS STILL IN MOTHER'S ROSARIO.
          
          IT'S NOT EVEN FINISHED.
          
          Yeah it drives me NUTS. You all deserve to see my ideas play out in real time, AS I COME UP WITH THEM.
          
          It will be something new, but I promise you the enjoyment of it will be better than it has ever been. (I hope). It will be more like I am retelling the events of Akashi's adventures in the verse to you in my own words, the dramatic moments will have the same flare, but without me showing you the little bits that pad a lot of my chapters.
          
          I hope you all come to accept my decision, and come to love the story just as much as I have coming up with it. I know this might not be what some of you wanted, you hoped I would be back with the same quality and grandeur as the stuff I wrote when I was 14-16... but this is the healthiest option for us now.

What up, it's... not Wednesday, my dudes. Darn, it's Thursday. I knew I should've posted something yesterday.
          
          HI HI HELLO I AM BACK!
          
          GUESS WHAT, I JUST FINISHED MY DIPLOMA AFTER 2.5 YEARS!
          GUESS WHAT, I WON BEST FINAL YEAR PROJECT FOR MY 5TH SEMESTER!
          GUESS WHAT, I AM GETTING BACK INTO WRITING!
          
          LADIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMAAAAAAAAAAN
          
          THE EGO MANIAC FANFIC AUTHOR BRIMMING WITH PRIDE AND HATE HAS GRACED YOU ALL ONCE MORE!
          
          REJOICE AND GIVE PRAISE!
          
          I would like to start off by first saying THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I AM SO SORRY FOR HAVING YOU ALL WAIT UNTIL I FINISHED THIS STAGE OF MY EDUCATION!
          
          I know that a lot of you might have forgotten about me already (highly likely), but to those who still hoped I would come back and concerned themselves with my happiness and existence, YOU ARE AMAZING! THANK YOUUUUU!!! I DON'T DESERVE YOU ALLLL!
          
          Alright, ahem. Now, for updates.
          
          I have not only finished my diploma, but I'll have everyone know that I am among the TOP STUDENTS of my program, having achieved dean's lists for up to 4 semesters so far and have passed my 5th just a few days ago with flying colours! (Dean's list for semester 5 is yet to be determined) -- (But I think I aced it)
          
          Everyone, your patience was not in vain, I have shown the academic world WHAT I AM REALLY CAPABLE OF! THOUGHT I WAS ALL TALK? SAY LESS, THE WORLD HAS BORNE WITNESS TO MY ASCENSION!
          
          I have learnt A LOT from my time in Uni, my understanding of the English language has grown more in-depth and clearer. Now I can make sense of basic and advanced grammatical theories, complex syntax and semantics, familiarise myself with the evolution of language over time, and widen my perception of the intricacies of literature.
          
          I was inspired and tested. Every second I spent pouring my all into improving my craft has led up to this day. And I got results to show for it!
          
          I am so happy! I can't wait to get back to writing!
          
          However... Ehe. I've got some other stuff to announce.

HEY! You alive? Should I poke you with a stick? 

YAW looking at my draft archives was a mistake, I'm out here wishing I wrote more GODDAMN these are good.

Oi! You doing good m'dude? Remember to take care, 'kay? 

Still waiting on my wattpad buddy to return.

Yo~! I hope you had a blast during the festivities, keep up the good work!