I am a christian. I have three dogs! I will most likely do follow backs (there might be a reason that I don't)

if God isn't real, I only waisted a life time. if he is, you waisted an eternity. 

when you pick up your bible the devil gets a headache. when he sees you open your bible he collapses. when he sees you reading it he faints. when he sees you living it he flees. and right when you are about to post this he will try and discourage you. I defeated him, now it's your turn.