Jim's whore house you got the dough we got the hoe
Caution: This person may be way to awesome for you too handle
Just kidding more like too socially awkward and clumsy. 
The names Voldemort, Alex Voldemort (not my actual last name but it's been mixed up plenty)
I'm chubby single and waiting for a damn Pringle (Seriously I'm hungry over here)
Food is bae <3
Wanna  hear a clean joke? I had a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man ;) 
If you were a potato you'd a be a hot potato ;D
Are you a banana cause you're a-peeling 
Yeah flirting is not for me xD 
Inbox me?