I'm a creepypasta and as far as I know I'm the only and the first Russian pasta. My family is crazy becouse well... There all murderers, my dad is Slenderman, my technical brother is BEN, Smexy Splendy an all my dads other brothers are my uncles along with lord Zalgo and Mr. Creepypasta. Yes my life is something most people can only dream about but I seem to hate it. I'm stuck at the age of 13 and I can never drive, smoke, legally buy drugs, or any hing adults can do. I can't even get married legally! So for most you people that seem to think life as a pasta would be heaven it's hell and not the fun hell.