hello.
why are you here?
i have no business with visitors, well wishers, or distant relations.
unless you have waffles.
nah, jk. welcome to my totally not awesome part of wattpad. so look around you, this is what i've spent the last two minutes of my life doing. it's not amazing, isn't it?
you wanna know more about me? of course you don't.
i'm a proud hobbit (a tall one, don't judge), so if you're a middle earthian, come join me on my quest for world domination. tolkienites must unite and band together. 
but seriously, i know you have waffles. so let's chill cause waffles are basically life.

i also happen to be a warrior cat. i would post long profiles for all my own characters that takes up so much space, but let's admit it, who bothers to read those? to the right i have a collection of warriors rants (my opinion not yours) and a fanfic (which came first place in a warriors writing contest -balloons and confetti not-).

and...since multitasking ain't impossible and i'm known to be magical so i can be three things at once (so don't ruin my dreams), i'm also a marvel nerd. i'm currently reading the comics (of course out of order since i'm totally not near to having them all). i'm looking forward to the second avengers film (hehe team vision all the way!), although i highly doubt it'll be like the comics. most movies ain't like the books, kids.
but wait, there's more! i didn't say i could only be three things! i'm also obsessed with the matrix trilogy and the whole stargate series (science fiction is epic. nuff said). my mind is twisted with thoughts of alien life forms, alternate realities and time itself. i'm looking for undiscovered yet intriguing sci fi stories, because let's admit it, who likes reading popular stories with like thirty million reads and awards in every wattpad competition? so much jealousy -sobs-

i am lazy and random. deal with it -puts on shades and strolls down alley with explosion behind me and rock music playing in the background-