"98.8% of my remaining braincells will be gone by tomorrow."

Heck-o, kind fellow! I'm MagicalMerengue, a sugary storywriter with an 'A' in creativity! Are you into the funny jokes that stories have? I'll whip them up for you! Want subtle but fluffy puppy love? I've got that, too! I'll even throw in a bit of dark drama every now and then. 

Follow me if you wanna see what bizarre adventures I come up with!