I, am the High warlock of Brooklyn! Mwa ha ha! I have a cat called Chairman Meow, my husband Alec and our two children Staria and Zac.

Well, that ^^^ is who I wish I was.

The real me shall remain a mystery to you mundanes unless you can prove yourself otherwise, I write fan fictions on TMI if you hadn't noticed ;) Also some true stories that can be depressing, but it's true stories of a fangirl. They're all short but still.

As you can see, nothing is published yet. WELL CUT ME SOME SLACK I JUST JOINED!!! First thing I will publish will be a true story based on someone I know, called 'Social Suicide'. (All the names used are disguised)

Here's a little description of it:

Lila is a typical fangirl like everyone else with facebook pages, tumblr and a small group of other fangirl friends. She keeps telling herself other fangirls and boys are just like her, but she feels a little too obsessed. Her story starts three years ago, but the book ends as a prediction since her life is still midway, stuck as a teenager, soon to turn 15 and do her GCSE's. The TMI fandom and their steaming hot actors have taken over her life making her depressed if she's alone and have nothing to do but wallow all day long, only her one best friend who she thinks may have a slight crush on but to shy to tell her bisexual crush, can cheer her up but with her busy life and sudden ignorance because of Wattpad addiction, Lila is left alone.

Depressing huh?

Soon as I start publishing new books, I will change this WHOLE status thing completely.

If you read all this then please fan me! Comment and vote on my stories if you like them, I'm sure 'Lila' would love your feedback and perhaps one day I will reveal her identity (she is a girl, and soon 15, that much is true) if you guys would like that?

Bye bye for now! I'm almost out of characters to type >.<