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Joke about last chapter of Winds of Change:
          	
          	In the command room of the Tu-160 strategic bomber:
          	
          	— Who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          	There is no answer.
          	— Who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          	There is no answer.
          	— For the last time, who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          	Silence.
          	— Fuck this Laterano, the navigator will erase it from the map with an elastic band in five minutes, but there must be at least some order on board!

MajPetrov

this message may be offensive
Joke about last chapter of Winds of Change:
          
          In the command room of the Tu-160 strategic bomber:
          
          — Who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          There is no answer.
          — Who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          There is no answer.
          — For the last time, who threw the felt boots on the remote control?
          Silence.
          — Fuck this Laterano, the navigator will erase it from the map with an elastic band in five minutes, but there must be at least some order on board!

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Valery (later Will) Nikolayevich Volkov
          
          Date of birth: November 5, 2001
          
          Place of birth: Moscow
          
          Biography: Born on November 5, 2001, in the family of a deputy and a Gazprom shareholder. His father was a supporter of Yeltsin, a former deputy (and senator), party committee and party member, who managed to privatize several factories at the height of perestroika, becoming their owner, by 1991 he also privatized the bank, since they were sold at a meager price, and also collected shares of Gazprom and various plants, rising under Yeltsin. In 1993, he supported Yeltsin as a guarantor of his business and health. In 1997, Gergeev, having come to power, began to throw out the pro-Yeltsin politicals from power, Among them was a Valery's father, Nikolai Kolokolitsev. Being dismissed from post of in Federation Council, he stood in opposition to the government, calling for new elections and accusing Gergeev of "election fraud", standing in line with the so-called "liberal opposition", but the family had enough money for a comfortable life. In 2009, he was arrested on charges of corruption and illegal privatization of people's property, which was not far from the truth, because Will's father stuffed a lot of money into his pocket during Yeltsin rule and received state-owned enterprises, bringing vodka or cognac to Yeltsin. Will's mother, realizing that government arrests her too, flees with their father's stolen money on the West.

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Moreover, on time — otherwise she would have been sent to the jail. Already in the West, the fleeing liberal opposition was dubbed victims of the regime, and Will believed his mother's stories that his father had rotted in the camps on Vorkuta, which were lies in order to score political points. Being in an environment where only bad things were said about Russia under Gergeev, it is not surprising that he grew up a pseudoliberal. In 2014, Will turned 13 years old — at the beginning of the Third World War. In 2017, he was forced to move from California to Massachusetts, having almost been killed during the ethnic riots in Los Angeles, when his mother and himself were almost killed by Latino nationalists, but he was saved by the forces of the Los Angeles National Guard. In 2019, he entered the Massachusetts Institute of Technology at the Faculty of Aeronautics and Mathematics - he planned to become a engineer at Lockheed, Northrop or Rockwell Corporation in order to "take revenge on Gergeev" by helping Americans create new types of weapons and aircraft.

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GENERATED SCENARIOS OF A GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR ON TERRA BY MIR SUPERCOMPUTER
          
          USSR FIRST STRIKE
          COLOMBIA FIRST STRIKE
          URSUS FIRST STRIKE
          COLOMBIAN ALLIANCE/WARSAW PACT
          FAR EASTERN STRATEGY
          SOVIET-COLUMBIAN ESCALATION
          SOVIET-YAN ATTACK
          KAZDEL-LATERANO WAR
          CLARISIDEAN WAR
          LUNGMEN VARIANT
          EASTERN UNION DECAPITATION
          KAZDEL PROVOCATION
          UNINTENDED WAR
          CLARISIDE HEAVY
          BOLIVAR PARAMILITARIES
          BOLIVAR PREEMPTIVE
          SOUTHWESTERN TERRITORIAL 
          SARGON DECOY
          BOLIVAR ESCALATION
          KJERAG MAXIMUM
          SARGON THEATRE-WIDE
          COLOMBIA SUBVERSION
          RIM BILLITON MANEUVER
          LIMITED NUCLEAR WAR
          COLOMBIA TERRITORIAL
          KJERAG INCIDENT
          VICTORIAN ESCALATION
          SARGON HEAVY
          SARGON PARAMILITARIES
          SARGON TERRITORIAL
          BOLIVAR TAKEOVER
          SARGON MANEUVER
          SARGON ALERT
          SARGON TERRITORIAL
          SARGON ESCALATION
          COLOMBIAN ALLIANCE INCURSION
          COLOMBIA DEFENSE
          LUNGMEN HEAVY
          PACT MEDIUM
          BOLIVAR DOMESTIC
          LUNGMEN THEATREWIDE
          IBERIA REVOLUTION
          MINOS DECOY
          KAZDEL DREAM
          SARGON MINIMAL
          LEITHANIEN DIVERSITY
          LEITHANIEN VARIANT
          RHODES ISLAND ALLIANCE
          SARGON CLANDESTINE
          SARGON REBELLION
          INFY ICEFIELD MINIMAL
          NORTHERN MAXIMUM