Anna:  Hello, lovely people.  This is the conjoined profile of @funsizedpoptart and @MajesticAsFudge.  We created this profile because we love to write stories together and writing them seperately doesn't seem to work out too well.
Elsa:  Hey, Anna!  Catch!  *Throws giant snowball.*
Anna:  What?  Omph!  *Gets hit by snowball.*
Anna:  Ugh, Elsa!
Elsa:  *Giggles uncontrollably.* 
Anna:  *Sighs.*  Well, like I was saying, we made this profile so that if we ever had ideas for a story that we both found interesting and had our own say in how it should play out, we could write it here.
Anna:  ...Yeah.
Elsa:  By the way, snowflakes, it's not just Frozen stories.
Anna:  Right, right.  We are more than capable of writing other stuff.
Anna:  So...read our stories - please - and follow if you'd like, I guess.  Anything you wanna say, Els?
Elsa:  Yeah!  Let it go, snowflakes!