I head downstairs to find a snack, but father hogs the only snack in the house, but a humble loaf of bread. I gasp and run to the nearest cliff. I stare off into the distance as a single tear runs down my cheek. *why must father hog the bread?* *I haven't eaten for .034291821 milleseconds. Well, when you can not aquire the bread, you must become the bread. I tumble forwards off the cliff. I have become the bread. To my right is Cole Sprouse and to my left is Justin Bieber! I scream in terror. "Hello love," Justin says as the wind from falling sticks straight up. Justin Bieber has a crush on bread! Cole Sprouse gasps in disgust. "Are you cheating on me?" Cole Sprouse yells. In the distance James Charles and Jojo Siwa battle for who can talk faster, Eminem is disgusted. *the tea is hot sis* is my last thought before I hit the ground finally freeing me from the tea burning me from the inside out.
I'm sorry truly I am