Hey there buddy Chum pal friend buddy pal Chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy Chum Chum pal I don't mean to be rude my home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and waza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? Do u want that? Do u wish upon urslef to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy Chum friend chum pally pal Chum friend if u keep this up I may have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy Chum pally friend chum buddy
Hey BEN! ...please don't hack my system memory... I'm a cyborg, so...yeah,
Anyways, you're the coolest Creepypasta and sometime, I challenge you to a game of Mario Kart!