"Well,after we got to know each other and Orahemai was informed on everything,Riley had to make a joke on how stupid Orahemai is. Then Orahemai said tht his mamma was stupid and their throwing yo mamma jokes everywhere.
"Well yo mamma so fat and hairy,that she makes King Kong look like Curious Gorge." Orahemai said to Riley.
"Oh ya? Well yo mamma so fat,that when she died,she broke the stair way to heaven!" Riley shot back.
"Oh no you didn't!" Orahemai said in a girly voice that made me crack up. "Well yo mamma so poor that ducks throw bread at her!"
"Oh that's how we're playing now? Well yo mamma so stupid that she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!"
"Oh now my mamma is stupid? I don't think so! Yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live!"
"I don't think you heard me!" Riley shouted at Orahemai. "Yo mamma has so much hair everywhere,not even Dora can explore it!"
"Hey! She's not that hairy! But if you think I'm letting you go that easily you're wrong! Yo mamma so fat,she caused a lunar eclipse!" Orahemai yelled.
"She's not fat at all!" He huffed. "Well yo mamma so ugly, neither Jacob nor Edward wanted her on their team!"
A/N: I'm pretty sure all if you have seen Twilight. ^^^^^^
"Oh you're going to get it now! Yo mamma so short,when she smoked weed,she couldn't even get high!"
At that I busted out laughing and so did Rukia.
They shot glares our way then continued to argue.
"Well yo mamma so stupid,she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail!"
"No,yo mamma so fat that when she sat on an IPod,she made the IPad! Boom!" Orahemai shouted.
"Dude when I'm done with you,you'll be calling yo mamma and telling her that she's fat. Yo mamma so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper!"
"I could use one of those now actually. Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car! Burn bitch!"
"Ooooooo." Me and Rukia said together.
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