PurpleBlazeStar
davao: and damn! you're bio is so cool!!
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PurpleBlazeStar
davao: you also speak español?! wow!! lets be buddies even though you may or may not like me *mutters* and a little bit annoying....
is that okay? *smiles*
cagayan: a-are you sure about this, my bituin?
he's dangerous!
davao: i will be okay, my caballero. Remember that im very skilled in arnis!
cagayan: o-okay, just be careful. got that?
*kisses her on the cheek*
davao: *blushes and smiles* okay!~
PurpleBlazeStar
davao: *raised one eyebrow* you dont know what how much important it is until you have one....but mehh....not gonna force ya!~
Russialovessunflower
So... you are the 2P of Alfred's cock? //SORRY NOT SORRY XD IT WAS WORTH IT
Male2pFlorida
@Russialovessunflower ((* sC R E AMI NG*)) Mark has so many irk marks on his face as he tried to keep his cool,"Ryan(1p!Florida) isnt a cock.. And yes I am his 2p.. Gotta problem with that punk?" ((Mark staph-))
Male2pFlorida
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((I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MARK AS 110% GAY
BUY HIM NOW--//punched))
"iM NOT A FUCKING THING YOU ASSHOLE--"
Philippines_Hetalia
@Male2pFlorida ((Yep, because for now Maria is the only one in his eyes-- LEMME JUST TAKE HIS EYES OUT--))
Male2pFlorida
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((MY FUCKIN FILIPINO DAD JUST FOUND OUT THAT I WRITE YAOI SMUT--
I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO GIVE HIM MY STORT WRITING NOTEBOOK--
I FORGOT I WROTE FUCKIN SMUT AND YAOI THERE ARRGHHH
HE THINKS IM GAY NOW--
GODDAMNIT-
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED))
Filipino Dad:Chris!Can I see your story writing notebook thing?
Me:Oh um..Ya sure dad! *gives him teh nb*
Filipino dad:*flipping through and reading some* Wow Chris!You are so good at writing stories!.
Me:Thanks dad
Filipino dad:*see's 'FrUsUk 18+ HARDCORE SMUT'(yes thats the title xD)* What?..Chris what is this?*reads it*
Me:What is wha--..Oh..fuck..
Filipino Dad:PUTANG INA!ANO TOH CHRIS?!?!I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT BECAUSE OF (INSERT CRUSH NAME THAT I WILL NEVER REVEAL) BUT WHY DO YOU WRITE THESE?!BAKLA KA BA?!YOU BETTER STOP WRITING THESE KASI PAG HINDE PAPALUIN KITA NANG BELT KO!
Me:..S-Sorry tay..
Filipino dad: Goo--*flips page** see's a UkUs smut story* WALANG HIYA KA CHRISSS!!!!
Me:*jUMPS OUT OF THE BALCONY*
((Thats basically what happened BUT I DIDNT ACTUALLY JUMPED OUT--))
((ALL I CAN SAY WAS--
DAD WHY--))
http-lulu
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((Holy shit your profile was fun to read wOO))
"Oh- it's one of Allen's little- uhh... states..."'the Dane shrugged. "I have a feeling that you and that American don't get along... am I right or am I right!" Niko smirked and chuckled. He wasn't too afraid of this guy.
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@Faneu-Island- Mark scowls,"Yeah..He makes dick jokez because Im Florida..Its fucking annoying..But yeah..Its nice knowing ya~" Mark shrugged and gave off a lazy smile.
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@Male2pFlorida ((^^)) "Huh, he seems quite annoying... I don't know him personally, but my brother does, and he told me that he's a vegan... so ja..." he shrugged again, pursing his lips. "Dick jokes? I can't stand dick jokes..." he huffed a little. "Well, it was nice to have met ya..."
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@Faneu-Island- ((thank you woop woop xD )) Mark chuckles and shrugs,"Yeah..That fucker's vegan..I dont like him..He's fucking annoying..He makes dick jokes around me" Mark groaned an annoyed expression plastered through out his pretty face.
Philippines_Hetalia
*touches Mariah* -_- so?
Male2pFlorida
@2pPhilippinesHetalia Mark scoffs still keeping a bored look on his face,"And what if I dont?.." Mark challenged
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@Philippines_Hetalia "Just Stay. Away. From. Maria." Greg said with danger in his tone.
Male2pFlorida
@-Florida- "You have no choice ;3"