Draco: Yo watsupp

Me: Excuse me, i dont mean to be rude

Draco: What do u mean?

Me: But tonight im fucking u

Draco: WTF GURL

Me: Its okay, Draco

Draco: What?
 
Me: U dont have to be afraid

Draco: Im not afraid...?

Me: When i kidnap u

Draco: Ahm... kindap?

Me: U will be safe and good in my room without the ugly pansy

Draco: So u want to kidnap and fuck me tonight, but i shouldnt be afraid of u?

Me: Actually

Me: Yessss

Draco: Why not


(Me & Draco, during lessons)