@MaliciousMalabey
I mean if you think abt it then yeah Jesus WAS the first celebrity victim of cancel culture
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aH73IGWKdhM
LMAO, I’m literally dying
guys should I make a HMO book?
(it's not gonna be one of those fake "Hear me outs" where all of them are conventionally attractive NO Imma need to explain ts to you in DETAIL as to why someone could POSSIBLY be into said HMO)
@Al-Mudamir okie! :3
Go for it!
Me struggling to sleep after I said something that in a completely different context could POTENTIALLY be rude and now I feel like an asshole
Politicians sleeping like a baby after g3nociding an entire race for the fun of it
@Al-Mudamir very </3
Well this world is cruel and unjust :(
Me realizing the reason I struggle so much with relationships is prolly cause I called Aphrodite mid in 6th grade...
Thinking abt it now I didn't even call her mid I straight up called her ugly holy shit younger me was such a bitch why did I use to hate gingers </3
it's not even like I grew up surrounded by anti-ginger people or smth I just hated gingers
@MaliciousMalabey agreed!
@Al-Mudamir the goats
Ares, Apollo, Artemis, and Athena
The amount of cultists in the comments I'm fried
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DrntQ6WtHFQ
Who wanna be the platonic Penelope to my Odysseus?
The Jeremy to my Candace, the N to my Uzi?
Huzzah!
@Al-Mudamir yay new bestie :D
Of course! I will try not to disappoint!
"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!!"
Well I would
Do you even know what a worst enemy is? Someone you hate with all your heart. Someone who's hurt you so badly you actually waste time and emotions on them despite the fact that like every other human being, their practically worthless.
Do you truly hate someone if you even have things you wouldn't wish on them? Are you that lame that you waste the title of worst enemy on someone you wouldn't do the worst things imaginable to? Are you even a hater fr?
The spirit of AM possessed me to write this so here y'all go ig
If I had a worst enemy they'd have to do me in the worst way imaginable, absolutely unspeakable things for me to even consider wasting energy on them. And when I do oh gods above have mercy because I will HATE.
I would dedicate my entire life to becoming as successful as humanly possibly SOLELY to have more resources to ruin theirs. I would recreate the big bang and destroy EVERYTHING if it meant I could ruin their happiness even for a short while. I would create actual immortality and force it upon them as well as me just so I could torment them for eternity.
There is no way to describe the amount of HATE I would feel and exhibit because even describing it would feel limiting
I would break my morals over and over again just to see them cry or break mentally and even then that still wouldn't be enough.
I would not let them rest for a second without the fear that I am coming for them. They will be unable to form bonds and relationships or find comfort in anything because they know I will be there to ruin it for them.
I would LIVE to see them SUFFER
People wouldn't even be able to ship us because the hatred I would exhibit would be too powerful to be mistaken or compared to love
I would spend every waking moment wishing the worst upon them and then doing everything in my power to bring those wishes to life
The Reverse Flash, Black Manta, and Lex Luthor would bow down and quiver at the mention of my name just from the amount of hate in my aura alone
so yeah you wouldn't wish that upon your worst enemy but I definitely would and more
Holy peak
PREACH
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NYGRPtZWpRs
Based on how you guys perceive me or think I'm like, what kinds of gifts would you get me for my birthday? (I need ideas other than weighted blanket and noise cancelling headphones)
@MaliciousMalabey | Ughhhhh I'd kill for a weighted blanket- Mmm maybe stress toys? Or merch from your favorite shows?
"she was a punk, he did ballet" ahh couple
https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/631137335383074414/
@m1adynoir fr nothing more masculine than being so confident in your masculinity that you can also be feminine /gen
@MaliciousMalabey most masculine thing he can do tbh