Mallow_vera

Glad no one knows what music I listen to Lol

My crush just called me his "good boy" and I don't know if I should be happy about this or annoyed that he thinks I'm just a good puppy.

I got sawdust in my eye (yes i had eye protection) and it has scratched the hell out of it. My eye is blood red in spots that aren't normally blood red. (Yes I tried flushing it out)

I made a new D&D player character! I'm really excited to play her!

HEY1 sorry omg my account got deleted for 'self harm' (i wasent self harming but wtv)

*hug*

been a hot minute friend
          hruuu

Such an odd feeling of someone having a crush on you while you are just kinda sitting there (after finding out about it from a mate) and just going "Oh. That is why they were acting strange around me but we don't talk anyways. They know I'm gay right? I make it pretty obvious. They are talking to one of their mates about their new boyfriend like every other week even if I was interested that is like a massive red flag."

So, I'm the dm for our next Dungeons and Dragons campaign and I'm making a ocean based campaign (I might be watching one piece right now which made me want to do a cool pirate sailing campaign.) but anyways, one of the people they might end up fighting is a necromancer. (I say might but realistically, its gonna happen.) And this npc has there knives with glyph of warding cast on the blades, with diffrent ones for different spells such as tasha's hideous laughter to make a target prone or level three magic missile to basically make ghost knives to stab them. But I'm worried that its unbalanced to go against level 5 players. I did add a homebrew rule where if you have a shield and are able to use it instead of adding +2 to ac you can use your reaction to block a melee attack if your saving throw (dex against a dex attack, strength against a strength attack. with disadvantage against sneak attacks and opportunity attacks.) if you roll higher you successfully block and do not take the damage. (If your opponent has a similar weapon to yours and is on this list. Longsword, shortsword and scimitar can parry attacks from the others, rapiers can parry rapiers, and the quarterstaff, the spear, the glaive, the halberd and the pika can all parry slicing attacks from themselves and as well as all swords besides the the greatsword.) Also, before you decide if the combat encounter is balanced for level 5, you should note that if they defeat someone with a homebrew ability, one member of the party can use that ability if they remove the spell scroll from either the boat or body of the previous user. (In this case any bladed weapon when used can have one glyph from the glyph of warding spell cast on it for a free action no spell slots, material components or distance before dispelled apply. then unusable till dawn.)

help pls. my crush is still flirting with me but he has a girlfriend  so i dont know if he is actualy flirting and bi or if he is just clueless. but yk he knows im gay and keeps making suggestive comments and spends long periods of time just watching me smiling. also why do i have to be so short im 170 cm and he is 230 cm. i cant reach the ground when he picks me up and hugs me I feel short TT-TT