A-hello

V-how are things

A- who is this

V-come to the window

its a lovely red top your wearing

A-who are you

V-THE MAN IN THE SHED

A-what do you want!!

V-i want a sandwich.      hurry up now im hungry

A-what do you want on it

V-whats in the fridge

A-just cheddar

V-do you have any onion.  thats it now hurry up im hungry

A-what are you doing in my shed 

V-NEVER YOU MIND

fickin shtir the tea. shlice the bread up would ya

now shtir the sandwich

A-STIR THE SANDWICH

v-and shlice the tea

a-wtf

v-thats it now dont try anything funny with me now leave it on the shed step 

now walk away

get back in the house 

oooooohhhh

THAT SANDWICH IS GONNA GET ATE