Dear Reader,

I am Manakish, the Record Keeper.

You are gazing upon the largest and most utterly complete library in the entire Infinite. I live in a brass ball larger than any sun you humans will ever witness. My body coils around the endless cylindrical columns of books I collect.

I take the form of a grand centipede, with a tasteful cloak and green mask. I drink tea with eldritch monsters, and exist only to keep the all encompassing knowledge of sentience intact. 

I have found all sorts of strange books over the eons, I have also written a great many accounts of events I see stretched across reality. Feel free to have a peruse, perhaps even grab a cup of tea. 

Just don't blame me if you see something you weren't meant to know.

Kind regards,
Manakish, the Record Keeper