Crimmy

I had to retake a test today and I was literally in there w/ my homeboy .. funniest shit ever but it was a state test so we couldn’t giggle at eachother nd shit  so like K, he had his phone and he was told to put it away so I yelled, quiet room btw, just us and some bitch I don’t like “OOOOHHH DOES K HAVE HIS PHONE? OOOOOOHHHHH HES IN TROUBLEEEE” ✌️ bro we are BOTH GUYS.

My iPad battery is so fried but I don’t wanna loose any of my data (aka my photos) (if I get a new iPad I can literally just airdrop my old pics to my new one) 
          My battery was 44% about 5 minutes ago and it’s 26% as I’m typing. 
          I’ve had it for 7 1/2 years tho and I’ve taken kinda ass care of it so no wonder it’s so fried but idk Ik my parents wouldn’t buy me a new iPad (we’re a Google family and the iPad was a gift)

I fucking love wattpad comment censorship because someone can say a slur and it won’t flag it but if I say “FUCK” it’ll say that my comment may be offensive

When you have a yumeship and refuse to use c.ai but your f/o is from a recent fandom and not from like 15 years ago so there’s no good fanfics of your f/o x reader/JOKE

Yeah nah my ex said we aren’t getting back together:( damn bru our teachers were rooting for us… HE BROKE UP W US OVER TEXT. Actually fuck this guy fuck you im gonna date women now I’m a men hater now fuck this guy 

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          My bf broke up with me/us
          This actually sucks
          He assured me that it wasn’t what Lily, jorja, or anyone else did. So that makes better ig :( he said he needed some time (he also said that he wouldn’t be opposed to getting back together when he feels better but he doesn’t know how long that’ll take) but liek I’m nervous D:
          

They’re (ifykyk) all arguing rn and I’m tryna go to sleep and I just heard Lily yell “HE JUST LOST HIS GENDER!!” I THINK AT ME? I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING??? JORJA AND LILY ARE IN A SCREAMING MATCH AND I JUST WANNA SLEEP

The VERY young kids who watch Hazbin hotel genuinely shock me (yes, I am a minor, but I’m talking about like 8-13 year olds) like bro go read warrior cats or better yet develop your frontal lobe

It cracks me up when we see Pinterest posts of ppl saying “Kenny is innocent! The three boys are ruining him!” Lmao if that was the case he’d be too far gone 

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          I’m reading a Harry Potter fic rn and the mc is best friends with George and Fred and the fic goes all the way throughout year 1 (they’re in like Harry’s year) to 7 and beyond I’m so scared cuz doesn’t Fred fucking die