My name is pronounced Muh- nOHn(like the word known) squirrel. I identify as a really fat squirrel and have a boundless obsession with dragons.  I love reading and writing (especially the fantasy genre), animals, and little kids, and dislike, romance, melodrama, and social situations. I enjoy sarcasm, wordplay, witticism, unexpected outcomes, dark themes, and humor in the things I read and dislike unnatural romances, self-esteem issues and weakling girls, unnecessary angst, and overly erotic stories. I have perfectionist tendencies and give a lot of criticism to myself and others that doesn't needed to be taken to heart. This description makes me sound interesting but I'm actually in reality so far the most introverted and boring person you are (un)likely to encounter and like my life that way.