Hello there you sexy person you. If you are reading this, thank you for being curious about me xD

So first time writing and showing peeps :S haha and ahh I don't really know what I'm doing with them. Yea cool kid much?

You should check my mate 'Millyz' book 'Revelation'. Totally awesome story, she's really smart and a good- no GREAT- writer, but super shy. SO VOTE AND COMMENT ABOUT HOW AWESOME HER SHIT IS!

Things you should know about me;
-I'm weird and I'm immature.
-I swear A LOT (None of the F@%! here).
-I'm loud.
-If you try and mind fuck me you will need a condom so you don't catch a disease.
-Can't count to 70 because I'm laughing at the number 69. (immature, i know.)
-Love my friends, hurt them you just asked to die.
-Were stories are like, THE BEST :D
-Love gay people, js.
-Can get a little dark sometimes. (NOT LIKE THAT!)
-I am a minion, nickname Falcon ;D
-Love comments and votes or just a 'hey.' :)
-I have a thing for tattoos and piercings *sighs dreamily.*
-Have a weird taste in music.
-I'm from New Zealand! (no, we do not have sexual intercourse with sheep)
-I'm scared of town...
-I absolutely LOOOOVE meeting/ talking to new people but at the same time I'm shy o.O
-If I insult you, you're my friend.
- The only JB in my life is Jack Barakat. <3

Things that will be reoccurring in my stories;
- Hunky guys with tattoos/piercings/anger/possessive problems.
-Cheesy show of love scenes.
-Guys singing for their love, honey muffin, sweetheart etc.
-Not so PG-13 scenes.
-Very dry or sexual sense of humor

So yeah, drop a comment! Please? I'm oh so lonely *pats my cat* xD
  • Christchurch, New Zealand
  • JoinedMay 23, 2011


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