part 6 of things i heard at school:
kris - nasa used to be ocean exploration
mrs. shelby - mmm wow
jace - yeah they changed cause they found something they don’t want us to know about
kris - yeah gosh people!
mrs. shelby - i don’t think they like being called fish people
kris - they can’t hear me. they don’t know
jace - that’s not PoLitIcAlY correct kris!
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jace - global warming doesn’t exist!
mrs. shelby - this is english, not conspiracy hour!!
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*coach comes over and points at scooter*
coach - ya like this?
me - yeah. a lot more comfortable than the crutches
coach - can . . . can i use it?
me - yeah
*coach takes it for a few spins around the classroom*
coach - weeeeee!! coach graham, this is so much fun!
coach graham - don’t hurt yourself, wilson!
*coach tips the scooter over*
coach - ah! my butt cramped